Garthe is broke.....let's help a brother out

[Kirk]

One of ReachMahjong.com\'s favorite sons is broke. With the World Series of Mahjong coming up in September (hey it\'s not too early to start planning) he\'s going to need to raise some funds so he can play and get there. So we are taking ideas on how Garthe can raise some funds to help support his habbit. Get a job was suggested. Normally this would be a no brainer. But we\'re talking about Garthe here so that\'s not as easy as it sounds. So now without further delay here are some of the top ideas we have so far.....

1. Selling organs. He\'s got a liver, only slightly abused. You can scrap the cirrhosis off.

2. Man ho. Garthe \"Deuce Biggolo of the Nihongo\" Nelson can come to your door and touch you the way he magically touches mahjong tiles. Satisfaction not guaranteed but what is these days.

3. Charge his girlfriend every time she wants to touch his monkey. There\'s no such thing as a free lunch and Garthe shouldn\'t just be giving it away. Besides, I hear she comes from money so Garthe you go get some my brother.

4. Sperm donor. Yes his swimmers are drunk but we\'re sure that if pointed in the right direction they could get the job done.

5. Crash test dummy for Toyota, Nissan and Subaru. We realize he\'s over qualified but hey, if it pays why not.

We\'re still taking ideas. Send us your best and brightest. As always your help and support is greatly appreciated.

[WorTeX]

Do what he\'s best at, play mahjong in some underground casino for big bucks,or play 24/7 at some high rate parlor.. play lottery, I don\'t know how easy it is for a gai-jin to get into japanese porn industry(hopefully easy, one of my main goals in life!), but that\'s an option.. Assassin for yakuza? Tourist Guide? Tofu delivery driver..Translater/interpreter..

[Arcade]

Catch some fish at the mahjong parlors that go for 2.0 in Shinjuku?
Or hopefully board some ship named \"Espoir\" and play some rock-paper-scissors there...

[WorTeX]

Or hopefully board some ship named "Espoir" and play some rock-paper-scissors there...

QFT/QFTW!

[Benjamin]

Go hit up Shingo Mama

[Yttrasil]

Here you go Garthe! Good luck with the application and all the money you can spend on beer afterwards ;)
http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/adg/974781010.html

[Kirk]

Wortex the japanese porn is so money. Yttrasil your craigslist link is a close second. In fact I rank them both 1 and 1A. Come people!!!! Let\'s go. With more of this kind of creativity after we get Garthe out of insolvency we can start working on the economic crises and using our powers for good.

[Shirluban]

1) Porn industry.

2) Voice-actor for an anime.

3) Garthe \"Deuce Biggolo of the Nihongo\" Nelson.

4) Tourist Guide.

5) Translater.

6) Beer-drinker contest.

7) Dog-napping.

[Zi Rong Low]

The first thing that came to my mind was translation work, but I imagine you\'re already quite busy... good luck with the ideas though!

[iandstanley]

7) Dog-napping

Dog Chef .... no sorry thats Korea, Philippines, China, oh and France :)

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